Shit Happens (Revisited)

All day I have been telling them

Hey Pigeons - I’m watching you!

I made all the necessary arrangements to avoid it

I used my read-up newspaper as protection under me where i sat

I got extra napkins from my regular french vanilla stop

but in the end, it could not be avoided

no matter what i said or did,

no matter how hard I watched those damned birds

“yeah - watch out the birds, watch out the fkn birds”

it still happened...

There it was, a squirt of poop

it happened in a moment

a single moment when I let my guard down

reading one of my favourite books, Anais Nin

and drinking my favourite cup of coffee

smoking on my much needed nicotine stick

I got up, un-phased but pissed

I wiped off the poopy mishap with my napkin and

left to the loo.

and then minutes later...

returned to the scene of the crime

lit up another cigarette

and said to myself

Evidently.. shit happens...

Now, which one of u bastards did it???