All day I have been telling them
Hey Pigeons - I’m watching you!
I made all the necessary arrangements to avoid it
I used my read-up newspaper as protection under me where i sat
I got extra napkins from my regular french vanilla stop
but in the end, it could not be avoided
no matter what i said or did,
no matter how hard I watched those damned birds
“yeah - watch out the birds, watch out the fkn birds”
it still happened...
There it was, a squirt of poop
it happened in a moment
a single moment when I let my guard down
reading one of my favourite books, Anais Nin
and drinking my favourite cup of coffee
smoking on my much needed nicotine stick
I got up, un-phased but pissed
I wiped off the poopy mishap with my napkin and
left to the loo.
and then minutes later...
returned to the scene of the crime
lit up another cigarette
and said to myself
Evidently.. shit happens...
Now, which one of u bastards did it???
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